Hey Son, what is the temperature out side?
“It’s warmish coldish.”
“I finished my oatmeal faster than you.”
Me. You did?
“Yes, my mouth is bigger.” — Breakfast with a new father.
“Daddy, can I have some dry bacon?”
You mean beef jerky?
“Yes.” — stories with a new father.
“I’m 45 feet tall.”
You are? — car rides with a new father