Stories from a new father

Hey Son, what is the temperature out side?

“It’s warmish coldish.”

 

“I finished my oatmeal faster than you.”

Me. You did?

“Yes, my mouth is bigger.” — Breakfast with a new father.

 

“Daddy, can I have some dry bacon?”

You mean beef jerky?

“Yes.”  — stories with a new father.  

 

“I’m 45 feet tall.”

You are?  — car rides with a new father

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